This is an actual conversation I had with one of my neighbors as I was walking last night.
Idiot Neighbor: Is that a dog?
Me: No, it's a lion masquerading as a dog, and actually this here lion in disguise as a dog, is really a creature called a Goobie from Planet Nimrod. But, shhhh, don't tell anyone ok?
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5 years ago
2 comments:
Reckon what she thought else it was Cow Punk? That's real strange.
What you had, Cow Punk, may have been an alien encounter.
I think Liz, I just had an encounter with drunken stupidity, which I'm no stranger to........but maybe, she certainly did look a little alienated.
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